Having a fake mustache opens up all sorts of awesome possibilities in life. Create a different persona around each mustache style and become the one that best suits your mood. Save tasty crumbs in your mustache to enjoy later on. Look too young? A mustache can make you look older. Tired of being recognized when you go to the store or your favorite bar? A mustache lets you go about your business unnoticed. Declare one of the mustaches to be your pet, name it "Stachey" and make everyone you meet pet it. The possibilities are endless! And then, at the end of the day, when you're done enjoying your mustache perks, simply peel it off. You get all the perks of having a mustache without the commitment.
Ages 6 - 96